FASTEST KUNG FU Waaaaashaaaaaaaa!!

The fastest kung fu i've ever seen... i bet San Gouku is no match to this old fella.. hehe.. also does this reminds us that asians are faster than black?.. hehe it's your mind that tickles you not mine.. ahehe

GUITAR GOD!

Due to recent guitar master watching/drooling sessions and tab downloading and printing addiction.. here's a tribute to those who still admire and tries the impossible task of immitating the hands of true guitar god.. JUSTIN KING!!

BAHO"S Pinoy Slang Dictionary (your daily dose of teen words)

BAHO’s Pinoy Slang Dictionary

(Your daily dose of new teen words)

Ni Batangbj (condensed from Angel Bjei)

filipino slang condensed from angel bjei. Most of the words originated or created from the flower power era" the 60's to present. I've added some juice to stir up and blend to all batangbj's weird tastebuds. enjoy guys.. and tnx angel bjei (cool ng Site mo po..)

Ermats: meaning mother
“Kainis, hindi ako binigyan ng pera ni ermats, wala niyan akong pang-rakion sa Bj!”

Erpats: meaning father
“Erpats, create ka ng room mamaya ha?”

Rappapipaps: meaning father
“Rappapipaps, pengeng extrang baon, baka magkasakit ako, sige ka, ikaw rin mawawalan ka ng matalinong anak.”

Mamarochi: meaning mother
“Mamarochi ko naman, kaya lang naman ako nagpunta doon ay dahil may project kami ni wally.”

Mama: meaing hot chick or hot girl
“Tol, tingnan mo ‘yun, isang mainit na mama.”

Kulads: meaning cool or cute guy
“Mga mare, tingnan niyo ‘yun, isang kakaibang kulads, ala Blacksmith.”

Mamais: meaning mayabang or sinungaling
“Gago! Minamais mo na naman kami niyan e.”

Bomba: meaning when you invite someone to go out and she/he didn’t come.
“Tara mga tol, alis na tayo, binomba na naman tayo ni Hairmo.”

Choo-Choo: meaning sumbongero or sumbongera
“Etong si Warly, masyadong choo-choo.”

Ka-on: meaning a relation with the same sex (most of the time applies to women)
“Mga friends ko, si Maria Clara, ka-on ko.”

Pasok: meaning courting a girl (used by women)
“Ang daming pumapasok sa ‘kin, araw-araw iba’t iba, sabay-sabay pa nga e.”

Magna: meaning klepto or magnanakaw
“Huwag ka masyadong lalapit diyan kay Nardo, magna ‘yan.”

Dehins: meaning hindi
“Sabi niya, ayaw niya munang magka-syota, dehins ako naniwala.”

Tol: meaning male friend
“Mga tol, nakita niyo ba si Nicee? Sobrang tall niya na ngayon.”

Day: meaning female friend
“Bongga ka day, bongga ka day! sige lang, sige lang! Itaas ang kilay!”

Astig: meaning great or galing
“Astig yung mga sinulat ni BAtangbj ‘no? Astig talaga siya.”

Epal: meaning jerk or ***hole
“Epal talaga itong si Turtlebase sa mga ginugulpi ni Gimli07.”

Olatz: meaning talo
“Olatz naman ang Red sa Blue e, Epal kc mga mage.”

Joga: meaning breasts
“Syet tol! Ang laki ng joga nung mama, yoganegi yata name nun...”

Batsi: meaning to go somewhere else
“Pagka-shot natin ng Grandma, batsi na tayo!”

Bebot: meaning female or sometimes girlfriend
“Hoy! Pakilala mo naman ako sa bebot mo!”

Kelot: meaning male, or sometimes boyfriend
“Syet pare!!! Ang poge ng kelot mo!”

Denggoy: meaning trick o loko
“Papunta ka pa lang, pauwi na ko. Di mo ko kayang denggoyin.”

Hagad: meaning police patrol or escort
“Don’t beat the red light, hahabulin ka ng hagad.”

Istariray: meaning a star o famous (most of the time applies to women)
“Ito ang mga istariray na tambay ng BJ, mana sa may pakana.”

Walanjo: like saying “what the hell?”
“Walanjo, binakla mo talaga lahat ng kalaban mo ha?”

Walastik: meaning great, cool, or awesome (sometimes synonymous with astig)
“Walastik! Ngayon alam mo na kung gaano kasaya maglog-on sa batangbj.blogspot.com.”

Bugal: meaning mabagal
“Ang bugal naman nitong magbasa.”

Abu: meaning I love you
“Abu, ‘cause that’s just what I am.”

Etuts: meaning di totoo
“Etuts lahat ng sinasabi ng ibang book, maniwala lang kayo sa BAHO.”

Bakte: meaning bakat panti
“Mga tol, tingnan niyo yung chicks sa bench sa labas, bakti!”

Repapips: meaning pare
“Repapips, set tayo mamaya. Inuman tayo!”

Raket: meaning side-line o dagdag kita
“Ayos ‘tong naisip na raket ni batangbj a. Ang pagsulat ng aklat na parang bibliya ng kabataan… Ang BAHO!”

Lo Bat: meaning tired o pagod na
“Alam ko lo bat ka na. Kaya magpahinga ka na.”

Losyang: meaning old or old age
“Nakakainins yung losyang na cashier.”

Gleng-gleng: meaning magaling
“Ang gleng-gleang naman ng mga O2JAm players... akalain mo 95 missed.”

Graduate: meaning disqualified dahil sa sobrang dami ng foul (used in basketball)
“Isa na lang mag-gagraduate ka na Sakuragi.”

Uhog: meaning sipon na tumulo sa ilong na may kasamang kulangot
“Shet, tol! Ang uhog ni Urban Gulaman, naiwan sa keyboard ng comp 8 wow!.”

Jabar: meaning small or pandak
“Tol, tingnan mo yung jabar na ‘yon, naupo pa sa high chair.”

Conyo/Conio: meaning anak mayaman
“Si Manyak? Conio ‘yan.”

Chonki: meaning marijuana
“Kaming mga Batangbj ay nagsasabing, say NO to chonki.” "di ba JIGZ?"

Makalaglag Brip: expression ng lalaki kapag nakakita ng sobrang gandang babae.
“Tol, ang ganda nung babaeng nakita namin kanina… makalaglag brip.”

Makalaglag Panti: expression ng babae kapag nakakita ng sobrang gandang lalaki.
“Day, ang gwapo nung papa na nakita namin kanina… makalaglag panti… shet!”

Makunat: meaning kuripot o barat
“Tol, birthday mo, isang grandma lang handa mo, ‘wag ka makunat.”

FUNNY MICHAEL JACKON's "THRILLER" (INDIAN VERSION) HAHAHA!!

LOLZ! HAHAHA! Can't stop laughing at this clip of a funny Indian movie ....one comments as the Worst Michael Jackson imitation EVER!! i say its just plain indian comedy.. filipino did the same thing with one of the late Rene Requiestas movie.. hehe.. to bad you tube wasn't around during that era.. haha..LMAO!!

HAPI B-DAY I-POD!!

Note: Surely i assure you guys, this is not a date-of-birth kind of blog.. since most of my recent post's are birth dates and D-O-B celebration and i know that i had to put a lid on it but, i can't give it up for this one.. hehe.. I-Pod is Five years old!!

Five years, five major "generations"... it's time to pay our respects to what is, if not the most innovative, the most influential piece of consumer electronics in recent memory: The Apple iPod.
Contrary to common misconception, the iPod was not the first MP3 player—not by a longshot. The original MP3 player dates back to the Eiger Labs MP3Man, released in 1998, a full three years before the iPod came around. While you've probably never heard of Eiger Labs, you may remember the Diamond Rio, the first MP3 player to really catch on. (It was so popular it also has the distinction of being the first electronics company sued by the RIAA over the legality of digital music, a suit which the RIAA eventually lost.)
But Eiger and Diamond came and went, paving the way for the Apple iPod, introduced with a 5GB hard drive on October 23, 2001, with the promise of putting "1,000 songs in your pocket."

Happy birthday, little guy!

CAPS LOCK DAY

2002 - Internet users declare this day as the official Caps Lock Day.

In 2002, users on a now-defunct IRC network for community weblog Metafilter pronounced October 22 the official "Caps Lock Day", observed by leaving the caps lock mode on all day.
In 2006, Pieter Hintjens began a campaign to remove the caps lock key from the standard keyboard layout. While some manufacturers produce keyboards without caps lock, the vast majority have retained the key.

- i dont about this but i love the caps lock key.. specially when im in a destructive mood on a chatroom.. LOLZ!! seriously, give respect.. as an internet user. at least for just a day..leave ur caps lock on!